Living in the LBC

I am going to make myself a tinfoil hat.

I imagine a scenario involving a spy coin would go like this:

"Target acquired at hotel. Leaving hotel, heading northbound on XX Avenue."
"Target entering coffee shop."
(5 hours later)
"Target still at coffee shop."
(3 hours later)
"Target moving eastbound." "Target appears to be at a bank, afterhours."
(4 Days later)
"Target still at bank. Suspect that this is a hideout for target."

Seriously, how could spy coins be effective? I'm surprised the government hasn't busted my door down, as according to my spy coins, I haven't left home in about six months...yet I still manage to earn income, etc.

posted by thelbc @ 10:51 AM